God

Kid: "Dad, is GOD black or white?" Dad: "Maybe both. Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is God a man, or a woman?" Dad: "Maybe both." Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is GOD Micheal Jackson?"

Freddie Mercury didnt die.. he just went to heaven to give God Vocal lessons

Thank god i'm a woman.

I ask God for a flower, he gave me a garden, I ask for a tree, he gave me a forest, I ask for a river, he gave me an ocean, I ask for love, he gave me YOU! I ask God for a flower, he gave me a garden, I ask for a tree, he gave me a forest, I ask for a river, he gave me an ocean, I ask for love, he gave me YOU!♥

You never need to worry about your players when your goal keeper is GOD

0h my god what's that?! - 0h, your face.

~ Thank god it's Friday~

PIETRO LOMBARDI ♥ ♥ call my name Say my name, say it loud, say it just to me, say it once, say it twice, but don't disappear, 'cause I say and I pray, that you always be the one.. All I swear, All I swear, that it is so true that I miss your sweet kiss and the rendevouz cause i say and i pray that you always be the one say it again i miss you baby say it again i drive you crazy say it again please stay with me cause if you were call, call my name baby this love will never end can not ignore i love you more more and more cause if you were call my name oh again again a

ABANDON ALL SHIPS ▬ TAKE ONE LAST BREATH -SONGTEXT- Take one last breath Your about to jump to your death Your about to jump to your death Sail away from the shoreline Sail away from the shore I'm in front of Heavens door. Sail away from the shoreline Sail away from the shore I'm in front of Heavens door. Captain Captain Before the sail rips Captain Captain I can see enemy ships Captain Captain Before the sail rips Gasp for air ABANDON ALL SHIPS!!! The currents strong, the waves will rise The binding chains made me realize Sin is the anchor, holding you down.

What really happened in the Garden of Eden...The untold story. One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God… „Lord, I have a problem!“ „What’s the problem, Eve?“ „Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.“ „Why is that Eve?“ came the reply from above. „Lord, I am lonley. And I’m sick to death of apples.“ „Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.“ „What’s a man, Lord?“ „This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.

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