Stupidity

A:Dad I am hungry B: Hi hungry i am dad A: Dad i am serius B :no ,you are hungry . A:You are stupid. B: No i am dad A: -_-

Real friends never let you do stupid things...alone

This is how a guy should treat a girl Hugs from behind. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other (don't make her grab yours). When standing, wrap your arms around her. Forgive her for her mistakes. Look at her like she's the only girl you see. Cuddle with her. Don't force her to do anything!!!! Write her notes. Compliment her Honestly. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. When she crys do whatever to make her smile. Love her with all your heart. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me

Why, Mom? I went to a party Mom, I remembered your words. You told me not to drink, so I drank no alcohol. I felt very proud mummy, just like you said I would. I plan to not drink and drive, Mom, even though the others are. I know that it was right, Mom, I know you're always right. The party is ending, Mom, everyone is driving. When I got into my car, Mom, I knew that I'd get home. Because of your education. So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, and pulled out into the street. But the other driver did not see me and hit me with full force.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor p

Boy: Baby, we need to talk. Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean? Boy: Something has come up... Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad? Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby. Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much. Boy: Baby, are you there? Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important? Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it.. Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: I'm leaving.. Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you. Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away. Girl: Why?

She won't call you. You have to calll her. She won't talk to you. You should go talk to her. She's not going to let you act stupid and act like she likes it. You should just be around her. When you're with a group of friends, she isn't going to run into your arms no matter how much she wants to. You need to come up behind her and wrap your arms around her and let her friends get jealous. She loves you more than you can imagine, no matter how much she doesn't show it. But you boy, you need to show her how much you love her so she isn't afraid to show it back. <3

you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever

You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.

there are always stupid to fall for that ♥ ღ ☺

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