2 women converse: How was your sex yesterday? ...

Catastrophic. My husband came of the work, ate had its meal within 3 minutes up, after that we 4 minutes sex and after 2 minutes, it fell asleep... And you?

Fantastic. My husband came home, led romp about are walks me to one meal from, after that we an hour long home, after candle light and an hour of prologue, intended spoke we an hour long fantastic sex and place you, at the end we an hour long. In a word - magical!

2 men converse: How was your sex yesterday?

Fantastic. I come had eaten home, who stands meal on the table;, had sex and fell asleep immediately. And you?

Catastrophic. I come home and there there is forgotten would have no current there I the current calculation to pay, therefore I carried out my wife somewhere for meal. The meal was would shit and so expensively that I had no more money for the taxi, therefore I had to run on foot home! At home arrived, naturally no current, had to ignite then again the damned candles! I was so furiously that it lasted an hour, until it stood, and after that an hour came, until I, and therefore I snapped so that I was not able to fall asleep after that an hour long!