Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're ALWAYS on my mind.
The reason why i don't like you is because i LOVE you.
The reason I don't want you is because i NEED you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would DIE if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would DIE for you
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I choose my life is because you ARE my life.